Thursday, 18 December 2014

Yorkshire Plods Win Delinquency Award

In today’s ‘Ultimate Evasion & Excuses’ officialdom cover-ups edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to this morning's Scarborough Shitraker tabloid, the graft and corruption-ridden Yorkshire Police have finally gone into penitent mode by fielding a litany of pathetic excuses - with the most outrageous being 'a missed opportunity' - to justify their deliberate criminal incompetence - or corrupt mishandling of evidence - and failure of their public duty to serve and protect the taxpaying public - especially safeguard 'against all odds' our collective future - the nation's youth - those hosts of innocent children whose 'innocent' was debauched and stolen by a cabal of untouchable vile deviant paedophile bastards.

So if you want today's real news from the manipulated media, then look beyond the main banner headline distraction story that now blames 'squirrels' for the global warming / climate change scam and read between the lines on the tucked away story of the Yorkshire Police's ex-Gammon Squad member, WPC Peppa Porker - formerly assigned to the Operation Hibiscus paedo abuse investigation before her recent fatal suicide - who suffered a bout of festive season moral conscience and turned whistleblower over the contrived official cover-up of child sexual abuse by Jimmy 'Septic' Savile and ex-Scarborough ice cream vendor 'Putrid Pete' Jaconelli.

Following PC Porker's affidavit-sworn Damascene moral epiphany, the corrupt and incompetent Yorkshire Plod Squad have since been forced to admit that opportunities to prosecute arch vulgarian DJ Jimmy Savile and 'Smelly' Jaconelli, the Town's former mayor, for child sex abuse were 'missed' due to police "organisational failure".

Hmmm, a likely story and sickening euphemism for criminal corruption, this 'organisational failure' excuse - when the reason was directly attributable to pressures from the Masonic secret handshake fraternity culture - 'and' the fact the supposed investigators were involved with the paedo rings themselves - and this venal P2 / Opus Dei / Jesuit Ninth Circle kiddie fiddling cabal was allowed to prosper by security services as it generated a wealth of blackmail opportunities across the expanse of the socio-political arena.

North Yorkshire Police's Chief Superintendent Harry Scumm admitted that regardless of there being sufficient evidence to support the complaints and allegations from scores of rape and child sexual abuse victims, such had never been passed to the equally corrupt Freemason infested Crown Prosecution Service for evaluation and action - thanks to the corrupt obliging likes of Deputy Chief Constable Tim Maggotwick and the porcine Assistant Chief Constable, Susie 'Six Chins' Cross.

CS Scumm confided to one gutter press hack from the red top Coverups Gazette that "We couldn't go after our old pal Jimbo Savile cos apart from bein' a rankin' Mason, he woz a big mate of Prince Dobby's, the Royal Plant Whisperer - an' he used ter supply Chazzer an' his Royal Rudeness Dad, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh, wiv tight arsed little orphans ter bugger ter death in the cellars at Balmoral."

"Plus apart from bein' the main Royal paedo factotum, Jimbo woz on first name terms wiv QE2 an' her Mum - the one wot got Lizzie ter give him a knighthood - an' the twat had more effin' awards an' medals than General Goerin' - an' believe me, yer didn't want ter get on the wrong side of that old cow, Lizzie Senior either, she woz a right bunny boilin' Satan worshippin' psycho herself."
"Plus don't ferget he woz thick as thieves wiv the Rothshite bankster's Kosher Nostra an' the Vatican Mafia cos he got an award off the Pope - that Kraut ex-Nazi one, Benny Ratflinger - wot give him the St Sodom's Sacred Key to the Latter Day Catamites - an' okayed his membership of the Shites of Malta."

"So from a practical point of view, even though there woz a stack of accusations against Savile an' Jaconelli an' a heap more of the VIP paedo shits wot ranged from gross indecency ter sexual assault ter rape - an' necrophilia - along wiv dog bumming at Jaconelli's Grotty Gromit Canine Kennels an' the unconfirmed incident of sheep shaggin' at Scarborough Petting Zoo (sic) - there woz no way ter arrest Savile on paedo charges, or gropin' patients at the Harold Shipman Centre fer Medical Excellence - or buggerin' corpses in the morgue at Leeds General Hospital's Freddy Patel Pathology Unit."

"I kid you not, the dog wanker woz untouchable an' protected from on high - Fuckingham Palace an' Downin' Street levels - an' it would have bin a case of 'Jim'll Fix Us' - wiv MI5's Increment thugs or the SAS's Force Recon unit shovin' us in one of them big black North Face holdalls wiv a polly bag over me fuckin' head if we had put the cuffs on him."

"An' that's where the craven name of national security comes inter the equation when yer got effin' whistleblowers snitchin' up false flag terrorist attacks like me old mucker Tony Farrell wot woz our Chief Intelligence Analyst an' got his arse fired fer claimin' that the official versions of the events of 9/11 woz bullshit an fingered MI5 an' Mossad fer doin' the 7/7 London Tube bombin's an' blamin' it all on that Mohammed al Patsy bloke wot come from Leeds - an' reckoned sinister elements of the civil service an' shadow government woz a greater threat ter our way of life here in Broken Britain than Islamic terrorism."

"Now we got this Melanie Shaw gobbin' her victim's head off ter the national press about all the kiddie fiddlin' an' snuff movie murders at the Beechwood Care Home in Nottingham wot's really got the council crowd paedo members of the Tapas Nine Kiddie Fiddlin' Club - past an' present - shittin' virtual kittens."
"Same as that Ben Fellows whistleblowin' twat wot Kenny Clarke took a bit of a fancy ter an' give his weddin' tackle a bit of a grope. That's why they gotta be gagged an' end up slapped wiv a strew of concocted offences ter stitch the fuckers up an' get them behind bars an' outa this alternative internet media's reach."

"So that's how it stands wiv institutional paedophile abuse. The PTB don't like their dirty secrets being known cos that's verboten - an' are gonna abuse the state apparatus - police / courts / social services ter achieve their corrupt criminal ends every effin' time some smart arsed member of the public - or police - comes challengin' the power of the state apparatus."

"That's why the Devil-worshippin' Masons involved wiv this national paedophile ring have got their own people - sub rosa - inter positions of statutory power over children in care - hence the corrupt secret family courts an' kiddie snatchin' social service Stasi woz created ter cater ter supplyin' them wiv sprogs ter abuse an' murder in ritual blood sacrifices."

What it all comes down to at the end of the day is this: We, der untermenschen - the useless eating voting demographic, aka The Common Herd Public, will no longer be fobbed off or appeased with apologies viz bullshit excuses of 'missed opportunities'. We want this institutionalised national scale scandalous child sexual abuse (Westminster / Rochdale / Rotherham / Aberdeen etc et al) and its Satan worship / occultist Black mass blood sacrifice cabal of nonces rooting out, arresting and prosecuting.

We shall not be satisfied until the law is changed to make the punishment fit the crime and these bastards flayed alive - or better still burned at the stake - as a dire straits warning to the other Biblical abominations that infest all levels of our society - from the street sweepers to market stalls to orphanages to local authorities to Parliament and the despicable Hooray Henry joke referred to as the Lords - and the Royal palaces where reside the privilege-abusing inbred mutant mongrel parasite class whose exaggerated sense of divine entitlement is a curse on our society.

Further, the Tory's transvestite Home Secretary, 'Testosterone Terry' May should be positively 'bitch slapped' for her egregious handling of this entire affair to date and listen to the voice of public sentiment now abroad on the wind.
She speaks of extending the remit of her perpetually stalled Independent Panel Inquiry into Child Sexual Abuse to investigate the 60's and 70's kiddie fiddling charges back to the 50's and 40's - and the dawn of fucking time for that matter - as this abuse has been going on for what horologists refer to as 'a very long time'.

What we require is the governing parameters of the inquiry being extended the other way - to the present day - as this purported 60's / 70's PIE-affiliated paedo abuse ring was no simple historic 60's / 70's pederast abuse phenomenon or aberration and did not simply go away when the Tory's sprog-strangling sodomite PM Ted Heath croaked and the Paedophile Information Exchange sank in a shit storm broadside of sordid scandal.
It was - and still is - in existence and as vile as ever today as it was then - albeit now concealed in deeper shadows - a Ninth Circle / Masonic secret handshake fraternity paedophile cult that still operates with impunity.

Conversely the Botox-deficient May might be a wee bit busy right now and was unavailable for comment as of going to press due kick starting the search for the 174,000 illegal aliens her inept Tory-run Home Office seem to have lost track of.

Thought for the day. Doubtless that every fucker and their dog has taken note of the facts that in every instance of Plod Squad failure viz investigations, arrests and prosecutions regarding child sexual abuse (and snuffing the damaged little blighters) the common threads are Freemasonry 'and' intervention by the secret police to gag victims / whistleblowers that would dare upset the establishment status quo by either stitching them up on some false criminal charge or simply murdering them. (Ref David Kelly, Jill Dando, Robert Green, Melanie Shaw, Chris Spivey, Ben Fellows ... the incarceration / body count list is nigh on endless.

Thus Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers and get people using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to start thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.
No longer accepting and believing what the gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct soundbite format - or the totalitarian EUSSR Federation control freak state is the solution to all our problems (wrong - it is the fucking problem) and the 28 nation European community contributes to our dysfunctional multi-cultural society.

To wit, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Bonkers Tories Ban Soixante-Neuf Sex

In this morning’s 'Ultimate Killjoy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The joke has been kicking around since Christ knows when - perhaps the time of JC - and more likely before that: if money-grubbing governments could figure out a way to impose a tax on sex then they would.

Well, obviously the Tory contingent of the Con-Dem coalition have given up with the incompetent HMRC gang getting their act together on that score - and protests from their Lib-Dum coalition partners besides - have decided to slap a verboten / illegal label on most of the 'best bits' of carnal foreplay in the hope of such being a deterrent for penetrative sex too - and into this Devil's due bargain take a simultaneous broadside swipe at fulfilling the Agenda 21 population control conspiracy targets to cut the numbers of useless eaters - all of which adds up to extra bonus brownie points on the carbon credits cap n trade exchange bourse.

Yep, it's Posh Dave Scameron and the Nasty Party Tories at it again - the same political bodgers who replaced Britain's prefix of Great with the current Broken and after nigh on five years in office the entire UK economy and job scene are still arse over tit.

But here again we are treated to a stellar display of amateurs posing as professionals and if the propaganda isn't doing the job then simply hit the socio-political distraction button and get our criminal security services to launch another of their false flag operations and put the blame on Mohammed al Patsy and his hapless madrassa mates.

Obviously this gang of morons can't get their act together to field a no-nonsense, zero conflict of interest 'transparent' / public accountability inquiry into historic child sex abuse allegations charged against a nasty - and homicidal - Westminster based paedophile ring comprised of Tory cabinet ministers with a fetish for snuffing their post-sodomised catamites, but have opted for pushing a legislation bill to ban all manner of what they term 'deviant' sexual acts in the filming of porno movies - or as photos in BD/SM magazines.

Thus no more big pairs of knockers with pierced nipples and covered with drips of scorching hot candle wax on Page 3 of the Daily Shitraker or Wankers Gazette. An end to alfresco dogging flicks on the late night adult Onanist Channel - with three hole sex scenes slashed and a ban on 69 combo fellatio / cunnilingus - which obviously equates as heralding a death sentence for rimming scenes too.

If this is the best pre-Christmas 'let's all look busy to justify our overpaid existence' legislation effort Pelindaba Dave can come up with to keep the two-day per week House of Conmans on its toes, then his sex life with the snow-snorting Sammy must be one boring missionary style 'on n off' premature ejaculation farce.
Really, what the fuck are these politico idiots up to - assuming the moral high ground in the run-up to next May's general election?

In the 1980's cabinet level criminal elements (Carington's Nonce Club) of Slaggie Twatcher's Nasty Party government directed the Plod Squad's Special Branch and security services to block investigations into a bevy of child sex abuse scandals - after they stooped to decriminalising what the Bible's Old Testament categorically labels as 'unnatural acts of homosexual sodomy' in 1967 and 'almost' - with the help of Harriet Harman - succeeded in up-ending the Indecency with Children Act 1960 and lowering the age of sexual consent to nursery level to reconcile with the perverted demands of their PIE / Ninth Circle Masonic secret handshake fraternity pederast brothers.

And now, under Scameron's leadership the Nasty Party - in the hope of winning the 'fudger vote' - have thrown God's moral law to the vagaries of the four winds to bestow their blessings on same sex marriage.

Hmmm, once upon a generation or two ago it was a behind closed doors sin, and cottaging a criminal offence (ask ex-New Labour PM / war criminal Tony 'Charles Lytton' Bliar about that one) now these deviants are out in alfresco display. So from Sodomite's Shame (acts Biblically condemned - by none other than God Himself - 'and' the Sexual Offences Act 1956) - with the hand of the Devil in the details - or the small print footnotes - we have evolved to Gay Pride.

For the record and by coincidence alone, we see same sex marriages being legitimised in Bonny Scotland this very day - with the first church wedding of 'Jocks in frocks' happy couple, Adam & Steve.
But enough said of treacherous Caledonia - engaged in the seditious act of breaking away from the UK - to be governed by a cabal of deviant Speculative Society nonces in tartan skirts and their apologist / protectors - and in the process making a total 'treasonous' fuck of the Union Jack's geometric colour scheme.

So while the Librarian-Dummercrats leader, Deputy PM Nick Clegg, might well remonstrate with Cabbage Patch Dave over this topsy turvy decision to 'sanitise' (Que? WTF?) porno movies by criminalising muff munching between heterosexual and / or homosexual (poufters and dykes) partners - along with golden showers, acts of fisting 'and' the use of 'donkey dick' sized dildos.
So what the fuck is the situation with a jolly good old romping ménage à trois clusterfuck - does such also come under Scameron's 'verboten' heading?

While Julian Huppert, the Lib Dum MP for Cambridge, tabled a House of Conmans motion calling for the new rules to be annulled as such would knock the guts out of the money-spinning porno industry and blue movie market, this ban on erotic acts has sparked none other than a raunchy Parliament Square 'face-sitting' protest, with participants engaging in sexual positions that involve contact between 'the tongue and parts of the groin' (sic) - commonly referred to as the 'cock' (M) or 'snatch' (F) - aka 'muff diving'.

Huppert opined to one guttter press hack from Spank-a-Rama magazine that "Obviously Scameron and the Tory crowd are taking a cue from the Japanese hard core porn movie industry, where the sex organs are fuzzed over and the bitch getting gang banged by a bunch of Yakuza heavies simply lies there making squeaking noises - like the footage of those unfortunate Arab bints being waterboarded by a bunch of CIA Renta Thug proxies at Abu Ghraib Prison."

Conversely while Coalition Lib-Dum partner Nick Clegg might well be opposed to the Tory ban, Labour's wunderking juvenile leader, 'Gangnam Ed' Millipede, took time off from reading his latest Wallace & Gromit film script and actually agreed with Scameron - claiming that face-sitting is disgusting and made him sick on the singular occasion wife Justine tried to introduce him to the sensual pleasures of oral sex, tossed her ample buttocks over his face and said "eat this, Eddie" - then got carried away with orgasmic bliss, broke wind and almost gassed him.

Thought for the day. So this ill-thought legislation is to include BD/SM activities too - and a ban on spankies. Obviously that's not going to go down too well with the likes of ex-FIA / Formula One supremo Max 'Me Dad's A Nazi' Mosley - or the Nasty Party's very own train fare dodging Tory MP for Cheshire's up-market Tatton: Chancellor Georgie Osborne - an outed snort n spankies aficionado and regular client at Madam McLashers Chelsea-based 'discipline clinic'.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Saturday, 13 December 2014

Woolwich Terrorist Attack: False Flag Outrage

Woolwich 22/5/2013 Terrorist Attack: a False Flag Outrage

https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/signatures/17295587/verify/oymXkzl4c6Ms0fl81WQ

The above-pasted government e-petitions application which would automatically trigger a Parliamentary inquiry into the Woolwich false flag terrorist operation once a 100,000 signatures were logged, has been rejected by Downing Street as 'frivolous' - which, per the refusal by the Labour's Tony Bliar-led government for an inquiry into the 7/7 false flag terrorist attack, tells a story in itself.

Regardless, the brilliantly researched documented / photographic evidence that the Woolwich terrorist attack on the cryptical Drummer Lee Rigby - aka 'The Squaddie Who Never Was' - is a badly scripted state-sponsored / security services set-up using useful idiot B actors - with the two MI5 stooge ‘Michaels’ as patsies – and presented in a sequence of brilliant evolving articles on Chris Spivey’s weblog: http://chrisspivey.org/

This evidence Chris intends to present to Scotland Yard in a bid to force their hand to investigate the meticulously documented false flag allegation.
Conversely, as it is believed the Woolwich deceit involves various government departments, then the police are as suspect as MI5 / MI6, 10 Downing Street - plus Uncle Tom Cobly and all.

This isn't just about Woolwich and 7/7 - and by connection 9/11 - but putting the brakes on these cheap and out of control security service bastards before they explode an ISIS nuke on our doorstep or kick Agenda 21 into top gear to decimate our collective number with Ebola 2 or some equally noxious nasties.

Hence as the government e-petitions option has been refused and thus deny the public the right to know the truth we are petitioning via the 'CARE 2 PETITIONS' website to generate 100,000 signatures which has the same potential to instigate an open Parliamentary inquiry to evaluate this evidence Chris has researched and compiled with the integrity and scruples the public are entitled to expect from their elected representatives, and report their findings to the House of Conmans assembly devoid of ambiguities and free of all D Notice interests of national security encumbrances and impediments.

To wit, we collectively have the power to create change by generating the critical mass awareness and outrage necessary to provoke a 'backs to the wall' challenge to this corrupt government system that has commissioned its corrupt Plod Squad and social services to act in a joint harassment and intimidation campaign against Chris and his family, to shut down his Woolwich false flag crime expose by expediting his repeated arrests on concocted charges, seizing personal property, smashing in doors and windows - and most venal of all - claiming Chris is a sex offender threat to his beloved infant grandson - with the bent social service trolls scheming 24/7 how to snatch the child and inflict maximum emotional damage.

Care 2 petition website URL for the 'Woolwich 22/5/2013 Terrorist Attack a False Flag Outrage' now listed below:

LOG ON TO IT - READ IT - THEN SIGN IT

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/118/923/034/woolwich-2252013-terrorist-attack-a-false-flag-outrage/#sign

Friday, 12 December 2014

Scally Sprogs? Bring Back the Lash

In this morning’s ‘Spank or Scold Paradox' edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Once again the debate rages - but more at smoulder-splutter-smoke than blazing inferno - with the argument still short on science yet high on moral rhetoric - and childless liberal do-gooders (menopausal old bags), devoid of the rug rat rearing experience themselves, all hell bent on introducing restrictive legislation that will directly affect families with wilful children who like to push the envelope limits to the Nth degree regarding unacceptable behaviour by running amok, throwing a life crisis hissy fit or Force 8 tantrum when told to quit texting cyberpals on Twitter and eat their main course five a day veggies - or the dog gets their rhubarb crumble and custard dessert.

The UN's Inter-Families Working Group - consisting of 35 'experts' (sic) from 12 countries, with more degrees than an industrial thermometer: 21 PhDs, 7 MsCs, 9 MAs and 5 MPHs - after a full twelve month study are still unable to agree what defines 'enough' or 'too much' discipline when admonishing a child's anti-social conduct.
Simply say 'naughty' in a commanding tone - and watch them do it again - or bawl at the little fuckers in your best Sergeant Major voice - or give them a Doctor Spock slap on the wrist and risk an assault charge - or dish out a Dickensian style Wackford Squeers 'Thrash-a-Thon' with your best birch cane or riding crop - and the parameters set on drawing blood?

Tory MP Edward Timpson, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Children and Families, opined to a gutter press hack from the red top Martinets Gazette tabloid that "I do realise our society has perhaps evolved in the wrong direction from the strictures of the Victorian code whereby children should be seen and not heard, but where do we draw a line in the sand? Unfriend naughty children until they learn to behave or cast them out totally - ostracised and banished as they still do in Third World tribal communities - a social pariah with a neighbourhood banning order on their pointy little heads?"

"Or do we take the stricter corporal punishment route, as per some Islamic states and stone the blighters so their contemporary would-be offenders get the message loud and clear?"
"Of course we could always revert to Jersey's Haut de la Garenne child care home solution of dealing with delinquent sprogs - send them off for a sail on Ted Heath's Morning Sickness yacht to get their erring arses buggered - then strangled and tossed over the side to feed the little fishies."

Conversely Ron McScrote, director of the National Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Children, prefers the tried and tested Spartan method. "As the old maxim goes: 'spare the rod and spoil the child'. Per Timpson's views on smacking children when they're naughty and unrepentant - his Haut de la Garenne remedy is dead right. Flay the living shit out of the little bastards then flog their useless carcasses to the local eastern European sex trafficking pikey gangs."

The UN's Inter-Families Working Group's report lists potential therapies to both preclude 'and' redress chronic and unrepentant bad behaviour in use around the globe.
Mista Winnebago Jaffacake, headmaster of Nigeria's prestigious WogaWogaland Academy for Bell Curve Deficiency related that "If pupils here give my teachers any old lip and start waving their machetes around then they get only one single warning and the next time we sell them to Boko Haram or Joseph Kony for their Child Army Regiments."

Likewise Sheikh Fizzy al-Kaseltzer, Imam of the Mecca-based Isis Jolly Jihadi College for Semtex Studies, has a similar palliative for unruly behaviour. "If they start playing up like some infidel maggot from the Great Satan then I make them stand in the corner of the school playground wearing a suicide vest with a mercury switch detonator trigger. That gets them focused and disciplined very quickly. And if they do start fidgeting around and go Ka-Boom - well, I blame the parents for not bringing their kids up properly at home."

Jesuit Arsebishop Seamus McBagpuss, Dean of the St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites, told media hacks "Years ago I used ter cure utterances of bad language from pupils by washin' their filthy gobs out with battery acid, but nowadays the scumbags just tell their teachers an' spiritual advisors ter go fuck spiders an' then call the bloody police on their mobile phones an' start accusin' us of all manner of sexual offences. Really, what the fuck is the world comin' ter when the Vatican's Men in Black are prohibited from bummin' cheeky altar boys an' paedophilia ceases ter be a predator sport an' gets re-classified as a crime?"

Well so much for the view from the barbarians' corner. But while on the subject of barbarians, one solution for parents who have simply 'had enough' would be to get on the phone to your local privatised, profit motivated child-snatching social services who run commissions-generating Renta-Waif foster and adoption programmes, all administered by ego-driven / power mad control freaks who'll take the kids off your hands faster than shit through a goose.

However, parents opting for this easy-out solution should be forewarned that these Common Purpose trained SS morons are guilty of repeated instances of corruptly concocting evidence of child abuse - or threats to child safety - to justify tearing loving families asunder by stealing the kids to boost their performance bonus payments - which to common sense and logic alone equates as child trafficking.

Juxtaposed to freshly disciplined kids grassing up their Mum n Dad to the Plod Squad or social services after copping a dose of sore arsed parental abuse, the likes of Tory Chancellor George 'Mr Bean' Osborne and ex-FIA / Formula One supremo Max 'Me Dad's a Nazi' Mosley are rumoured to revel in the sado-masochistic practice of spankies and actually pay good money to attend a dominatrix BD/SM dungeon - to snort a couple of lines of Columbian snow - then get their arses paddled raw.

So, go on, political correctness be damned and thrown to the capricious vagaries of the four winds. Give the little twats a good clout - or if you don't want to run the risk of them jumping on their cellphone and reporting you to the local Plod Squad for assault - or human rights abuse by grounding them - or worse still - depriving them of their life's blood smart phone or X-Box, just call up Essex Castle Point Council Social Services, the experts in the corrupt and contrived art of child snatching - (http://chrisspivey.org/proof-of-the-social-services-agenda-to-steal-clayton/) / (http://chrisspivey.org/this-day-in-history-claytons-day/) - who'll take charge of your erring sprogs 'and' give you a 15% share of their placement commission bonus when they have the little blighter (s) fostered or adopted by some fudging Tory cabinet minister with a Satanic fetish for child molesting - or sold off to Portugal's Tapas Nine Paedophile Club for ritual Satanic blood sacrifice.

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Tories Solve Hunger: Let Them Eat Porridge

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A class war Day of the Rope edges that bit closer and the tumbrel axles re-greased as yet another shit for brains socio-political pundit pontificates on what is good for the useless eater / malnourished / starving common herd - opening her mouth before engaging brain to unconsciously highlight the stark Them & Us disparity (more at 'chasm') blighting Broken Britain's Rich / Poor sick society.

Tory-aligned Anne Caroline Jenkin (nee Anne Slutt) - aka Baroness Jenkin of Quaker Oats - yet another 'Vermin in Ermine' class act preening fuckwit in her own right - 'and' a big pal of the late, generally despised Nasty Party PM, Slaggie 'Witchipoo' Twatcher (burn in Hell) - this week slammed the UK's poor for using food banks due the fact they were too stupid to learn how to cook.

In the wake of a major report, submitted by the All-Party Parliamentary Inquiry into Hunger in the UK, finding that since 2004 numbers of emergency food assistance providers have grown to in excess of 1,500 - including 800 food banks, Baroness Jenkin - a Tory Nasty Party member of the House of Lords and looking to be in need of a few shots of industrial strength Botox (and brain cells) opined - in her unqualified arrogance - that the dramatic increase in demand for these food banks was to be blamed on a lack of cookery skills

The pretentious Jenkin, a self-promoting dingbat who resides in a plush £1:1million nicker Kennington, south London, mansion went on to make a blunderous remark reminiscent of Marie Antoinette's similar moronic (fateful) declaration concerning the common herd and 'cake' when she told a gutter press hack from the Anorexia Gazette that "If the poor people don't have fish and chips then let them eat porridge."

"I read in one of those Big Issues that you can go into these ubiquitous Poundshop thingies that litter the High Streets in slum area towns where people vote for Labour or UKIP and pick up a couple of tins of Woof Chunks or Kit-e-Kat - or packs of Ready Brek for a quid. And if they haven't received their jobseekers allowance or benefits payment due the universal credits foul up then why not do a spot of shoplifting. Really, there's no excuse to go hungry unless these people are too stupid to learn how to cook - and too lazy to steal. "

Chris Mouldy, Chairman of the Trussell Trust, was quick to hit back at the ginger mingin Jenkin's dim-witted remarks, informing media hacks that " People come to our food bank as they don't have money to buy any grub due insufficient income - from being unemployed or fallen victim to Chancellor Osborne's 'austerity measures' or that venal little tosser of a DWP Minister, Iain Dunkin Shit slashing their welfare benefits."

"Annie Jenkin has her head up her arse as cooking skills are not the problem when people have no fucking food to cook with - and nowhere to turn under this draconian Com-Dem coalition government. For Jenkin, a Nasty Party member in the House of Lords, to blame people for their own poverty is an absolute disgrace and she should be ashamed of herself. A pity tar and feathering and scold's bridals have gone out of fashion."

Likewise Labour MP Frank McScally derided Jenkin's cockeyed and moronic observations.
"It's all a pile of old bollocks when yer come ter think about it cos the problem didn't exist under the last government - just since Posh Dave Scameron an' his zillionaire cabinet pals have got inter power an' now yer have thousands of people relyin' on these effin' foodbanks - an' the blame for this lies firmly wiv the Tories an' their Lib Dum coalition partners in crime."

"This ranga slapper Jenkin has got an effin' cheek in my opinion, traipsin' around the House of Lords an' Ladies in her effin' 'stoat coat' an' gobbin' off about folks havin' ter resort ter usin' food banks when she cops fer £300 quid a day fer simply loggin' inter the doss house Lords fer lunch - an' these brass necked peers of the realm have the brazen hubris ter kick up a stink this week an' block a scheme fer them ter cut admin' costs an' share the caterin' department wiv the House of Conmans MPs - cos they reckon they won't get the same quality of Posh Nosh champagne. Now how's that fer sheer chutzpah when they won't sup owt less than a vintage Dom Perignon 1996 or Krug 1989 wot runs at around £350 quid a bottle."

"An' while we're puttin' the boot in, let's not ferget that Mrs High an' Fuckin' Mighty Jenkin is married ter that 'slackbench' Tory twat MP fer North Essex Bernard Jenkin, wot woz caught fiddlin' a whoppin' £50,000 nicker on his expenses ter rent his sister-in-law's farmhouse usin' the second home allowance. Talk about nepotistic graft an' corruption an' keepin' it in the family. Bent twats."

Alas, Jenkin's comments come in the wake of the earlier moronic 'off planet' remarks from the equally obnoxious Tory Welfare Minister Lord David Freud earlier this year when he posited it was "very hard to know why people go to food banks".
Er, cos they're fucking hungry perhaps?

Likewise the gorping, gormless Nasty Party's Chief Whip and former Education Secretary Michael 'Pob' Gove sparked a shit storm of backlash when he said families had to use food banks as they were too thick to budget.
Well, it's a wee bit hard when you're not pulling in £67,060 quid per annum MP's salary (£134,565 for cabinet ministers like Gove) - plus generous taxpayer-funded expenses that serve to pay for country pile mansion moats being dredged and provide floating duck island pagodas for Daffy and Quackers.

On the subject of food banks being life-savers, Bev O'Skanger, a 16-year-old mother of three from Greater Manchester's Stench Hill sink or swim social housing estate, told one press hack from the Scroungers Gazette that if it wasn't for her live-in boyfriend Ron McScrote borrowing a sawn-off shotgun from their Muslim Jihadist next door neighbour and holding up the Wythenshawe Food Bank, then her family would have gone hungry last Christmas - or had to resort to eating Ronnie's pet pit bull, Gnasher.

Thought for the day. So WTF are these self-assuming elitist snobs going to brand the common herd as next we ponder, after labelling us as plebs (or is that just the Plod Squad?) - and following 'Thornberry's folly' that we are all 'white van' types? Whatever insult they toss our way next we're impervious to their sneers, as it all comes down to the fact we're the product of misgovernment and flawed policies regarding social evolution and education - and we have none other than the Nasty Party Tories to blame for de-industrialising our once sceptred isle and replacing the established prefix of 'Great' Britain with the current 'Broken'.

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Tuesday, 9 December 2014

Nut Rage SoKor Slut Delays Plane

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Arrogance’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Ms Hyun-Ah Cho , the Executive Vice President of Korean Air is under investigation following an incident of first class compartment 'air rage' in which she threw the statutes of the KA Handbook of In-flight Regulations to the four winds regarding etiquette and protocol when she vented her short fuse temper on a hapless flight attendant and the senior steward after being served with macadamia nuts in a bag on not the silver platter that she - being the airline owner's daughter - is accustomed to.

To put a cap on last Friday's contemptuous display of egocentric unqualified arrogance on the tarmac at New York's JFK Airport, Cho then went into total 'delusions of grandeur' mode and demanded the pilot abort take-off, turn around on the runway and return to the departure gate ramp to kick off the erring flight attendant - causing further delays and waking up a legion of moronic TSA goons and Homeland security thugs to a possible WTF? terrorist / hijacking incident.

Issuing a post-incident press statement to scandal-salivating media hacks in Seoul, Korean Air spokesperson Ms Sue Doku attempted to spin doctor the incident by claiming the plane was delayed for a mere eleven minutes, and the decision to sack and disembark senior flight attendant Sum Dum Fuk - with extreme prejudice - had been made in consultation with the pilot, Commander Flip Flop Fong, who wholly agreed with Ms Cho's decision to throw him off the plane - as he didn't want to further upset the egocentric psycho bitch by disagreeing with her and get his own arse fired in the bargain.

Canny first class passengers aboard Flight KE86 from New York's JFK to Incheon used their cell phones to record the hysterical Hyun-Ah Cho's tantrum elevating into full amok mode and screaming blue murder at the flight attendant - primarily for not asking her if she would like a pre-flight snack of decaffeinated macadamia nuts - and then for committing the egregious act of serving them in a paper bag rather than on a platter - and being too slow to apologise, kowtow and kiss her bony yellow ass.

Interviewed by a press hack from the Sociopaths Gazette on arrival at Incheon, first class passenger Mr Fuk Yew Tu confirmed that Cho spit the dummy and threw an industrial strength hissy fit.
"Even though the nasty bitch is a senior vice president of the airline, she was a passenger at that time and should have expected to be treated like shit, the same as all the other passengers, and not some royalty snob."

"Obviously the logical approach to this contrived 'problem' would have been to reprimand and fire the erring steward's arse 'when' the flight reached its destination - here in Korea - but Ms Melodrama Queen, with her typical hyper-sensitive menopausal dyke behaviour, played out her offended prima donna role to catch all the ego-boosting attention she could."
"Talk about abuse of position and authority, this slut's inappropriate bad behaviour has violated Aviation Safety Laws, which state that passengers should not cause disturbances, including using violent language or yelling. What she needs is a shot of high octane psychological counselling to correct her sociopath condition."

Hyun-Ah Cho (Anglicised to Heather) - who actually runs the company's hotel division and has sweet fuck all to do with the airline, per se - pompously declared to the 250 head shaking fellow travellers "I might well be a passenger on this flight to Incheon today but as of now I am wearing my airline's executive vice president coat and what I say goes."
Regardless of 'what coat' she might be wearing, the opinion of other passengers for her shameful outburst and delaying take off by 20 minutes was one that Ms Heather Cho is a right cunt - in cunt's clothing.

The eldest daughter of Korean Air Chairman Cho Yang-ho, the 40-year old Hyun-Ah is known to friends and associates alike as a right self-promoting skanger, stricken with chronic halitosis, who attended the prestigious Swiss, Geneva-based Slappers finishing school where an exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege helped her graduate summa cum laude with twin degrees in Unqualified Arrogance 'and' Social Rudeness - plus being bestowed with the disparaging sobriquet of Mistress Dragon Lady for demanding the school's catering department be fired en mass for refusing to peel and de-seed her breakfast grapes.

While being the muff-munching spoiled brat scion of Korean Air Chairman Cho Yang-ho might have its advantages, this latest of the cross-dressing Hyun-Ah's cringeworthy, menopausal mood swings - on steroids - is definitely not going to impress her Daddy, a media shy conservative oligarch who decries the shameless excesses and scandalous antics of contemporary zillionaire Chaebol dynasty degenerates.

To wit, Heather Cho's head is so far up her own arse it's a wonder she can breathe.

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Sunday, 7 December 2014

'Coverups Willie' Finally Exposed

In today’s ‘Enhanced Coverups’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in paedophile scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Met Plod Squad detectives running the multi-pronged Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigation have informed media hacks they are finally ready to arrest and charge a top cabinet rank Tory who ordered police to scrap an inquiry into a Westminster VIP politico sex abuse ring, circa 1980 - but have been hampered in their efforts as the suspect conveniently died back in 1999.

Twatcher Conservative government cabinet member, 'Wigwam Willie' Shitelaw, in his 1979 to 1983 capacity as Home Secretary, ordered senior Metropolitan Police officers to quash a year-long investigation into a gang of rabid royals and Parliamentary politicos accused of sexually abusing hundreds of children on 'lecher loan' from care homes in Liverpool to Wrexham to London, the youngest of whom was six.

This criminal intervention by Shitelaw, the halitosis-stricken deputy prime minister, occurred in 1980 following revelations in the Nonce Busters Gazette that police and prosecutors were considering 350 offences against a PIE-connected pederast gang for supplying politicians, prominent lawyers, film stars and BBC DJs with a steady stream of young boys to violate as bum fodder at the elite Barnes-based Elm Guest House Buggery Club and the equally noxious Portland Place, Dolphin Square and Cedra Court sodomite / snuff movie dens.

The report, published on July 7th 1980, revealed the Plod Squad had passed evidence to the Director of Public Prosecutions and that a bevy of household names, along with royal faces, MPs, Lords, TV personalities and singers, female impersonators etc, could face arrest and prosecution for sexual molestation and sodomy charge offences against underage boys.

Ron McScrote, the journalist who penned the expose, claims that within hours of it hitting the presses he was summoned by A10 police officers to an interview at their anti-corruption branch HQ at Tintagel House in Vauxhall and threatened with prosecution under the Official Secrets Act (probably another bogus D Notice waved in front of his face) - with further sinister implications that he could well fall victim to an assisted suicide and be found desanguinated, wrists slashed and propped up against a tree in the Grassy Knoll Woods - the same as his whistle-blower source - a serving Plod Squad officer with a moral conscience.

Hmmm, so Westminster VIP kiddie fiddling is actually classed as an 'interests of national security' official secret? Well, with the likes of the Royal Family and Downing Street cabinet members mutually implicated in a vile catamite buggery ring then it's not the type of scandal they want broadcasting to the common herd lest such incite a flash mob reaction and bloody revolution.

And that folks was Tory grandee Willie Shitelaw - aka the Nonce from Nairn (oh yes, another Scottish paedo) - who reigned as Tory Home Secretary from 1979 to 83 then handed the Coverups Portfolio on to his successor - none other than his Masonic brother at the Royal Alpha Lodge No. 16 - the notorious Paedo File shredding Leon 'Combover' Brittan.

For the record, both Shitehall and Brittan were alumni of Trinity College, Cambridge - infamous for its output of Red Mole Soviet spies and alcoholic homo-pederasts - and Shitelaw was as thick as thieves (sic) with his big pals Lord Georgie 'Curb Crawler' Wigg, Lord 'Bob the Blob' Boothby and the cross-dressing analist rake, Tom 'Cynthia' Driberg (aka Baron Badwell) - collectively a trio of raving bisexual fudgers cum pederasts - and all blackmailed to hell and back by the East End Kray Twin crime syndicate 'and' the KGB.

As to 'Lecherous Leon' Brittan, in his waste of time tenure as Home Secretary, a little birdie snitch claims that upon semi-recovering from the shock and awe trauma of reading the content of the mega-page 'Paedo File' compiled and submitted for action by Geoffrey Dickens MP (in which Brittan's name appeared) he sought out the counsel of none other than the sinister cross party political puppeteer / meddler and media gatekeeper, the corpulent and corrupt Baron Aby 'Two Dinners' Goodman, a habitué of the Dolphin Square depraved Bacchanalian kiddie fiddling orgies - yet another shirt-lifting Cambridge alumni with a taste for little boys and an embezzling shitbag to boot - who promptly advised 'losing' Dickens' damning dossier - and sooner more so than later.

To return to Wigwam Willie and further add to his ignominy, it was he who, in 1980, slammed the lid, at Twatcher's behest, on the public / media exposure of the incriminating evidence uncovered by the Leeds Plod Squad detectives of Jimmy Savile's venal connections to serial killer / rapist / necrophiliac Peter Sutcliffe, aka the Yorkshire Ripper.

Yet another sex scandal qualifying for a D Notice / Official Secrets Act gagging order? More vice and turpitude brushed under that soiled carpet we refer to as 'history'?

But behind closed doors 'Charlie Coverups' was Willie's disparaging sobriquet - and not just involving child sexual abuse and their ritual Satanic Black Mass blood sacrifice murders by his Masonic fraternity brothers - such as the venal catamite strangling Tory PM, Ted Heath.

To his eternal damnation and shame Willie conspired with the venal Vatican / Roman Catholic Church and Chief Constable Graham Shillington, head honcho of the Royal Ulster Constabulary, to cover up the involvement of Irish paedo-priest, Fr James Chesney, in the 1972 Claudy, Londonderry indiscriminate IRA bomb blast which killed nine innocent people, including a wee eight-year-old girl.

So let not appearances deceive - for to break tradition and speak ill of the dead - the bluff, genial, lovable Willie Shitelaw was, on reflection and in all truth, an utter dog wanker and proverbial cunt - an ardent royalist stooge who slithered into the Nasty Party political circle to serve their self interest agenda, in exchange for no more than the occasional 'good dog' pat on the head.

Thought for the day. Bollocks with a large capital B to political correctness - from here on in this is our legacy - to rip away the Veil of Venus blinkers - to get people refusing to accept or believe what the state-controlled gutter press and biased goggle box telly spew out in politically correct format - and start using their eyes and ears - and brains - to say 'what if?' and make that 'harm's way' quantum leap to begin thinking for 'themselves' and become agents of their own destiny.

Thus fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake pederast-necrophiliac fraternity, and Big Brother – and his Common Purpose sister – and the profit-motivated / money-grubbing Moloch / Mammon worshipping Agenda 21 architects of the Rothshite ZioNazi New World Order Globalisers - the Round Table dog wankers, and their Council on Foreign relations and Trilateral Commission pondscum pals who comprise the elitist ranks of the annual Didloberger cabal get-together.

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