Saturday, 30 August 2014

UN Slams Tory Benefits War on Gimps

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The United Nations craven hierarchy, while lacking the grit (a pair of bollocks) to respond positively with bared fangs to the international outcry of 'Foul!' voiced by anti-war crimes activists globally and make a convincing stand against the ZioNazi Israeli warmongering thugster bullies wreaking a campaign of serial ethnic cleansing (read 'genocide') on the hapless Palestinian civilian population of the Gaza Strip - have by inexcusable default this week sparked a veritable shit-storm of the Furies due launching an unprecedented investigation into complaints of grave systematic violations of human rights inflicted by the useless Scameron-led Con-Dem / Libservative coalition government's welfare benefit reforms which purposely target, with malice aforethought, the most vulnerable of Broken Britain's minorities - disabled and special needs groups.

Rumours are rampant that the UN Executive's Special Poverty Envoys, Viktor 'Pitbull' Nordork, a former Bulgarian cormorant strangler, and pro-Marxist Brazilian rapporteur, Raquel 'Piranha Teeth' Rolnik, are contemplating the formation of a Nuremberg Two style tribunal to review human rights and wrongs abuse charges filed by the UK-based Gimps-R-Us charity against the sociopath Tory Works & Pensions Minister Iain Dunkin-Shit and his privately contracted hit-man Renta-Bully Atos (formerly Atosspots) agency - responsible for the controversial 'thumbs down' health assessments that have resulted in the cut-throat disability benefit reforms and a slew of suicides by those adversely affected.
(Benefit reforms al la Iain Dunkin-Shit = 'these useless eaters aren't getting any more welfare benefit payments out of me').

Under Dunkin-Shit's draconian tenure at the helm of the DWP, the disability living allowance benefit has been replaced by the personal independence payment - a scheme (read 'scam') that is more at scent than substance and whose end of day / over the horizon feasibility, while presenting a source of raucous ridicule from critics, is similarly a source for virulent condemnation from those on the receiving end - specifically the politically-insignificant marginalised disabled members of our society.

Yet this is the same vulgarian Dunkin-Shit dog wanker, Tory MP for Chigley and Camberwick Green, who claims he can live comfortably on a Jobseekers pittance of some £60-odd quid a week - while lodging rent-free in a £2 million quid superior residence Tudor mansion on his father-in-law's - the 5th Baron of Coleslaw - Freeloader country estate - which conspicuously harbours four spare bedrooms, an indoor swimming pool, tennis courts and is set in acres of peasant-resistant lush countryside - 'and' into the bargain he also draws a taxpayer-funded cabinet minister's salary of some £134,565 - plus his generous House of Conmans Fiddle-a-Thon expenses.

I shit you not, the word hypocrisy does not do this irony the required measure of 'kick in the nadjers' justice it deserves.

While Labour Party flibbertigibbet MPs had a good laugh over the Tory's latest misfortunes, Posh Dave Scameron and Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick Clogg went into their customary 'denial mode' but failed to engage brain before opening mouth and issued a typical knee jerk joint press statement that moronically branded the investigation as 'politically motivated'.
Er, of course it's politically motivated - being directed at the incumbent government's shortcomings.

However, whip-prompted Tory MPs stuck with the official mantra that the UN investigation was ‘politically motivated’ then tossed all semblance of credibility and honesty to the vagaries of the four winds by announcing that Britain’s record on help for disabled people 'was' among the best in the world.
And here the key past tense word 'was' applies - until the DWP's Dunkin-Shit slashed disabled welfare benefits to force them into looking for jobs that are like hen's teeth to find - even for the hale and healthy amongst our common herd number.

Sir Dinsdale Armitage-Shanks, Tory MP for Old Scrotum, opined to one gutter press hack from the Scandalmongers Gazette that interventions into British domestic policy by the United Nations was an affront - especially so with the countries comprising this witch hunt investigation committee included Third World shitholes such as homophobic Uganda and Kenya, graft and corruption-ridden Thailand - Asia's kiddie fiddling paedo paradise - and leper-infested / goat-shagging Tunisia - whose own non-existent welfare state benefit handouts are on a par with Old Mother Hubbard's- two jumps at the cupboard door.

"This comes across as a shit-stirring exercise. A politically motivated loony left investigation headed by the Bulgarian ex-KGB thug Viktor Nosdork and that ginger-mingin Brazil Nut, Raquel Rolnik really takes the proverbial biscuit when they are attempting to conjure up charges under the statutes of the Disability Discrimination Act - which Johnny Major's Tory administration passed into law back in 1995."

Thought for the day. The facts are staring us in the face. This Libservative / Con-Dem coalition fuckup is a classical disaster of epic proportions. There's always a few million £££ quid spare for some starving twat in sub-Saharan Africa but fuck all for our own marginalised sectors of the public demographic useless eaters. Pensioners' winter fuel allowance slashed by £50 nicker - and the reviled Bedroom Tax, to name but a couple of 'in yer face' insulting abuses by this government.

While the Department for Work and Pensions refused to comment on the UN inquiry they did admit in the strictest of confidence that our Libservative coalition government blows around £50 billion nicker a year of taxpayers' money on funding foreign proxy wars - such as arming the ISIS Muslim rebels in Syria and Iraq - which most definitely contributes to 'disabling' people.

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Thursday, 28 August 2014

Rotherham Wins 'Ignorance is Bliss' Award

In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A surprise newsflash hit home nation-wide yesterday in the wake of revelations that the local authority apparatus of Yorkshire's Third World living fossil town borough of Rotherham has been the recipient of the UK's prestigious 'Ignorance is Bliss' award sixteen times in rapid succession - for the years 1997 to 2013.

Rotherham-based Twat-Watch charity spokeswoman Chlamydia Mingerot confided to one press hack from the Gobsmacked Gazette "Well, that unexpected wave of shock news came as a mix of awe and consternation to us all - especially so our resident dog wanker of a Police and Crime Coverups Commissioner, Shaun Shite - that 1,400 children in the town had been victims of systematic sexual exploitation by an organised gang bang fraternity comprised of Paki taxi drivers running a network of renta-kiddie brothels to meet the demands of our brain-sick paedophile community."

“Lessons have got to be learned from this disgraceful mess of pottage and those responsible held to account. Shaun Shite was the councillor in charge of children's services at Rotherham Council and also sat on the board of the South Yorkshire Police Authority when both organisations were made fully aware of the level of child sexual exploitation but chose to do fuck all about it - so he's doubly to blame."

"Just between you and me, this past incompetence is definitely going to get out into the public knowledge arena, to come back and kick him in the arse, as he's going to cop for an all-round 'thumbs down' gesture as we no longer have confidence in his ability to act as impartially in his PCCC role - and in my opinion needs to fall on his own sword the same as council leader Roger Stone did following this report's publication."
"At least Roger had the good grace to commit ritual seppuku, the full blood and guts Japanese version, in the middle of the town's Paedo Park yesterday afternoon in recognition of his own failings and guilt in this affair."

"Doubtless we shall experience a repeat of the scandalous Jimmy Savile / Cyril Smith syndrome here too, now this festering cat - warts and all - is out of the bag, and a Biblical legion of past sexual abuse victims will be coming forward to add to the already staggering 1,400 figure - and get their names on the class action suit for criminal compensation claims."

"While Roger Stone did the right thing, the rest of the kleptocrat jobsworths have gone into denial mode - with Rotherham Council's chief executive Martin Kimber picking up a bloated salary of £160,000 nicker a year yet refusing to sack a single one of his Masonic brotherhood mates, despite the plethora of damning evidence of failure and incompetence. Kimber's as much use as tits on a bull as he set up and heads the Council's child sexual exploitation committee - which hasn't met for nine months."

"Responsibility denials and buck-passing by Shaun Shite, Kimber and social services head honcho Joyce Whacker - and her useless predecessor Sonia Sharpe besides, let's not overlook the fact that this represents a litany of apologist double-standard hypocrisy and misogynistic failings by these craven bastards, and Commissioner Shite was New Labour's Masonic fraternity favourite councillor charged with overseeing child social services from Rotherham Council from 2005 to 2010."

"So don't quote me on this but we have to be straight up here, the guy's just the same as past council leaders Mike Scuff, Ged Fitzgerald and his comb-over joke of a deputy Paul Lakin - career disasters on legs and anything they touch - then and now - turns into a fubar. The fact that Shaun Shite didn't know what was going on is pure bullshit. More likely he didn't want to fall foul of the High Priests of Pederast International that run the political system in Broken Britain and hand out the accolades and glittering prizes to their gofers and stooges."

"Well, calls for Shaun Shite to resign haven't had any effect so far as he's only quit the Labour Party - as they threatened to chuck him out. But he isn't going quit this £100,000 quid per annum PCCC post unless fired with extreme prejudice - which will obviously equate with his 20-plus band of merry nepotistic appointees - all family and Masonic fraternity cronies - being hoofed alongside him."

"No requirement for a psychic reading to know we shall experience a repeat of the scandalous Jimmy Savile / Cyril Smith syndrome here too, now this cat is out of the bag, and a Biblical legion of past sexual abuse victims of these Pakiland paedo-sex predators will be coming forward to add to the already staggering 1,400 figure."

"Let's face the facts - Police Crime Coverups Commissioner Shite is simply a shot-up, never to come down egocentric tosser. A yet another stellar example of a Common Purpose NLP trained jobsworth who's slithered his way up the local authority secret handshake club crony promotion ladder, but is incapable of admitting he's at fault and shouldering responsibility for the major snafus and fubars that occurred on his watch."

"Thus we are left to speculate: is this a really a case of incompetent all-round cluelessness on the part of local authority bunglers - as in all truth this shower of tosspots aren't up to tying their own fucking shoelaces, never mind multi-tasking - or does ignoring sixteen years of reliable reporting of child sex slave trafficking and serial kiddie fiddling sex abuse by organised paedophile rings on such an extensive and long-term scale harbour more sinister, malevolent undertones - of a ritual Satanic nature, perhaps?"

"It's long past time that local - and national - authority politico bureaucrats were bitch-slapped out of this delusional reverie of 'above the law' untouchable unaccountability and suffer the moral and legal consequences for their failures of command responsibility. The corruption-ridden Plod Squad have spent more time and effort trying to disprove their Masonic pals were involved in such scurrilous kiddie fiddling offences than arresting and prosecuting anyone. It comes down to a collective failure and total disregard for victims as it involved 'paperwork' and going out chasing down suspects - the Paki taxi driver syndicate 'contributing' to the Plod Squad's local authority Widows and Orphans Charity Fund."

"But alas we are faced with this most problematic dilemma that every public institution in the UK - including private and quango corporations - are corrupt to the core. Credibility-deficient and have long pawned their moral franchise - plus a fawning corporate media system that is serially complicit in the concealment and spiking of bad / embarrassing / scandalous news - especially when it concerns this rampant Satan-worshipping culture of kiddie fiddling and ritual child blood sacrifice that is so deep rooted in the heart of our sick society, and permeates every crook and cranny of our once (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land."

"And here we are seeing this example of a capacity for evil - a perverted relish for the sufferings of vulnerable children - that is manifested nationwide and must be halted - and as the law - and our local government seem impotent to rectify this aberration due their own despicable involvement with these kiddie fiddling rings - it thus needs to be corrected by extra-judicial means: a force of anti-paedo vigilantes."

Karen Friggitt, a director of the Nonce Victim charity, told the Daily Shitraker "The details in that report were truly horrific and have incited a mix of shock and disgust - and in some cases, disgust and shock. It's obvious that social services child care in Rotherham was one serious fuck-up from start to finish - and that abuse allegations were not considered a priority by South Yorkshire's nonce-ponce ridden Plod Squad between1997 and 2009 either."
"Instead, they shamefully blamed the girls for being out of control, wilful young teenagers who eagerly consented to sex with men old enough to be their fathers or even grandfathers - which incestuously turned out to be the case more often than not."

"In this pathetic, politically correct culture of Broken Britain, police, councillors and social services chiefs are terrified of being accused of racism - a taboo subject at the best of times - and even more so anti-Semitism if they highlighted crimes by a bunch minorities - racial and otherwise - specifically Paki taxi drivers, the local synagogue's rabid Rabbis and not forgetting the bumboy brotherhood at Rotherham's nonce-notorious Freemason's Lodge."

"It's a common theme in sex abuse scandals that no fucker faces the consequences - and this is a blatant 'in your face' fact if the offenders are Scottish Rite Freemasons - or members of a Tory government cabinet. Now these wankers are discussing the establishment of an independent inquiry panel of experts in the law and child protection to consider whether public bodies - and other non-state quango institutions - are serious about their duty of care to protect children from sexual abuse - or in layman's language 'doing their fucking job'."

One of Rotherham's 1,400 sexual abuse victims, Fellattia McSkanger, a sixteen year old mother of three, who was an inmate at the Gropers Crescent Care Home on St Bede's Road in Rotherham, agreed to speak with Fifty Shades magazine on conditions of anonymity.
"One minute I woz playing wiv me Barbie doll, the next I woz hooked on strong liquor an' drugs an' a sex slave fer the Achmed Chuckabutty crime syndicate an' thought suck an' swaller three hole sex an' ‘gang bangs woz all part of growin' up - but on the bright side I used ter cop a 50% discount on me taxi rides wiv me pimp, Ali Jaffacake - an' enough methadone ter fire a cucumber plant ter the fuckin' moon an' back again."

"Meself I reckon that every twat wot's involved in these local authorities, like the counsellors an' social services trolls an' the effin useless Plod Squad wollies, need ter consider their position cos they ain't up ter the effin' job - cos they've bin ignorin' an' coverin' up - an' even worse bein' actively involved in our sexual abuse fer effin' years."
"So ter my mind, the way the cookie crumbles is the fact this Shaun Shite plod commissioner twat needs ter sit his fat arse down an' have a very long look in the mirror an' admit ter himself that he's a useless cunt - an' then resign."

Talk about ironic, now we even have the Lib-Dum leader Nick 'Forked Tongue' Clegg jumping on the condemnation gravy train to get his worthless two-penneth in and calling for PCCC Shaun Shite's resignation due 'not doing his job'."
"Well, there we have it - Hypocrisy spelled with a capital H from Mr Election Pledge-Breaking Useless Twat Clegg who most definitely is not up to his job.
But the Rotherham PCCC must be in deep crap all round when the lowest of the low scumster likes of Clegg are calling for Commissioner Shite's resignation too.

Stop Press latest: While every twat who has ever worked for - or is still employed by - Rotherham Council and their useless police authority, have either quit or gone into self-harm virtual suicide mode (app can be downloaded online - type 'rotherham wrist-slash') PCCC Shaun Shite is still hanging on to his job, like the bullshit polar bear hanging onto the last iceberg in Al Bore's fantasist Global Warming movie.

Meanwhile 96-year-old school lollipop lady Gladys McWhinger has quit her post as she feel partly responsible for the unchecked abuse statistics.
Speaking to media hacks, Gladys explained "I used ter see them Paki paedo bastards pickin' the girls - an' little boys - up from the playground when I woz on duty outside St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites an' reported it ter South Yorkshire Plod Squad's public protection unit an' all they come back wiv woz 'No problems, Granny, we know all about it - further education classes at the local Freemason Lodge or some such shit. Bollocks, these uniformed lazy-arsed twats have got a total disregard for the victims of sex crimes. They treated them - an' me - as an effin' nuisance an' with contempt"

Thought for the day. Has the common herd public demographic of Broken Britain not yet woken up to the fact that we are ruled / governed by a set of real evil bastards - who resort to imprisoning - and make no fucking mistake - murdering - anti-child sexual abuse campaigners and victim-whistle-blowers to ensure suppression of the bad news and their silence rather than sacrifice one of their nonce-ponce pederast own to the hands of justice.

And by this same rule when is the untouchable elitist Aberdeen-based Tartan Tadger Satanists paedophile ring that targets disabled / special needs children going to come under the national media exposure klieg lamps and investigation by an honest sector (sic) of Tory PM Scameron's (and HS Terry May's) joint obligatory pledged Operation Kiddie Fiddler that is purported to be tasked to investigate charges of historic paedo abuse from Jersey (some chance) to the sheep-shagging Shetlands - and hopefully stopping en route to turn the spotlight on the scandalous Dunblane 100 year coverup episode - and Thomas Watt Hamilton - Masonic brotherhood paedo pimp extraordinaire?

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Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Plods Stop n Search Gropes Slammed

In this morning’s 'Plod Squad Defanged' enhanced bullshit propaganda edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

All 43 Plod Squads in England and Wales have been ordered to call a halt to their offensive stop and search actions which carry a fetid stench of homosexual groping - or racist profiling when one considers the aberrant ratio of impromptu pat downs that target those 'persons of interest' with perma-sun tans in comparison to white Anglo-Saxon types - and must henceforth adopt a revised decaffeinated government code of conduct restricting further abuse of their Stasi powers - which currently piss off every taxpaying / voting member of the common herd electorate to the Nth degree.

Tory transvestite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May today informed a gutter press hack from the Totalitarians Gazette that Section 60's controversially intrusive stop and search practice was being misused on a daily basis nationwide and simply serving to widen the irreparable chasm of mistrust and disrespect that has now evolved, post-9/11, between a control freak / 'we have the power' obsessed Plod Squad and the common herd.

So are the intellectually-limited street patrol plods going to comply with this 'from-on-high' directive or carry on as usual targeting BME (black and minority ethnic) members of the public demographic?
Well, there's a point to consider as it was only in the December of 2010 that the Plod Squad hierarchy actually 'demanded' an official expansion to their warrantless stop and search powers from the Scameron / Clogg-led coalition - and had every nasty item on their sinister wish list granted.

Previously, Section 44 of the Terrorism Act 2000 allowed counter-terrorism stops without suspicion, but Terry May was forced to scrap the scheme when the EUSSR's Strasbourg Court of Human Rights & Wrongs judges ruled it illegal. This was superceded by Section 23 of the Terrorism Act which currently allows warrantless searches, but plods are supposed to have a reasonable suspicion for them to be lawful and simply not due the fact the mark is one of the sub-culture variety or of the darkie races.

Following the Met's publicly-announced compliance with May's directive, Deputy Commissioner Cressida Dickhead informed media hacks that the force intended to now concentrate on evolving stop and search operations into a more 'intelligence-led' process.

Que? WTF? Intelligence-led? That's never gonna function with the Mensa reject morons they stick on street patrol duty. "Ello, ello, ello, wot 'ave we 'ere then? Do you 'ave a permit ter be carryin' a concealed light sabre, sonny?

What we have are a secret handshake cult of Renta-Thug sadista-racist bullies with a Common Purpose NLP brainwashed stereotype mindset towards teenagers and anyone with a perma sun tan or Sith style hoodie - and Muslim / Pakiland / Mid-East types - and as we well know to our horror - these brain dead IQ-deficient tossers can't even differentiate between a Paki suicide bomber and a Brazilian electrician.

Considering the cult of graft and corruption - gross criminality, in fact - that permeates every rank of the Freemason-infested Plod Squad - whether it be subverting investigations into paedo-buggery at the Elm Guest House involving Tory cabinet ministers - or flogging trial prosecution witness details and addresses to crime rings - or selling their souls to Rupert Mudrock's News Corporation phone hacking team - then it is ironic and a slap in the face insult that these scumster intimidators in uniform, breathing aggression from nostrils and ears, should be licensed to stop and search any fucker or their dog - as such action offends both the right to freedom of movement - and speech - and human dignity.

Since their inception as Peelers, they're still - albeit taxpayer funded - the sworn guardians of the property of the ruling elite and maintaining by force of numbers the status quo - and NOT the protectors of the public. Rather a tool of oppression to be used to keep the common herd (us) in check.

How's this for fucking irony: Section 60AA of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act gives plods the power to order the removal of disguises (Guy Fawkes / V masks / balaclavas / burkas) in places where Section 60 is in use.
Nice one - while Plods from the Met's Hypocrisy Unit remove their own i/d numbers when facing off protesters in any given demo so they can't be tagged and fingered when they brutalise and snuff innocent passer-by news vendors of Ian Tomlinson's ilk.

Speculation abounds that this in a self-preservation, public herd appeasement bid being fielded by Terry May, to salvage her chances of retaining a seat in Parliament - albeit on the Loser Party back benches - after the 2015 general election when Scameron, Clegg and the rest of this useless bunch of Com-Dem / Libservative (call it what you will) coalition dog wankers are voted out on their arses and a new Third Force (er no - not child prodigy Millipede's Labour) emerges to take the helm in Downing Street.

Thought for the day. Hmmm, pity this only applies to the England and Wales sectors of our once-sceptred isle and not Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's SNP Mafia-mismanaged Caledonia, where the Mason-dominated Police Nonceland's paedo-protector plods are sanctioned to wholly ignore the Actus Reas jurisdiction statute and launch pre-emptive cross-border search and seize raids south of Hadrian's Wall and arrest Englishmen in the English homes on charges of cyber-harassment crimes allegedly committed in England - an offence which actually translates as exposing Nonceland's untouchable elitist kiddie fiddling rings that purposely prey on disabled children - and naming their low-life Satanist members and Holyrood / Crown Office protectors. Talk about extra-judicial and bent - sort that one out, Jimmy.

While the cognitive left hemisphere of the brain knows such is as far removed from reality as Salmond ever getting re-elected, the fantasist right brain would like to see a measure of poetic justice apply with the imminent September 18th Yes or No referendum, and Nonceland gain Independence from Westminster - devolution on steroids - then quickly morph into yet another Third World wannabe shithole - and Police Nonceland then stymied from grabbing anti-child sexual abuse activists in England and have to resort to extradition orders to gag the Truthsayers and perpetuate the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal coverup.

So bollocks to Caledonia - doomed to bankrupt decrepitude now they've been denied access to the £££ pound currency and must resort to their own 'JockMark' and EUSSR President Jean-Claude Wanker has declared they will not be sanctioned to join his 27 member club as a wannabe go-it-alone autonomous state.
And likewise fuck Broken Britain's secret handshake fraternity Plod Squad - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

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Monday, 25 August 2014

Pharmageddon: How Sick Weren’t You?

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A backlash of Biblical proportions is manifesting at a geometric rate following Tory Health Minister, Jeremy 'Hypocrisy' Hunt's off-the-cuff interview with the Undertakers Gazette during a visit to the Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence last Friday.
Hunt seized an ego-massaging opportunity to announce that a new class of medical professional – best described as being somewhere between a witch doctor and a midwife – was necessary to free up overworked GPs so they might enjoy some quality time away from their surgery practices - to shop around and invest their bloated National Insurance contribution-funded salaries in offshore tax-dodge havens - such as Uzbekistan golf clubs and Omani beach resorts.

To quote Secretary Hunt verbatim, his scatter-brained scheme intends to introduce a system wherein patients will be treated by what he terms as “physician associates” rather than doctors - in spite of a public outcry that this will result in a case of cut price medical care dispensed by 'discount quacks'.

Hunt- now notorious as a forked tongue hypocrite due his income tax and House of Conmans expense fiddling scams - intends his proposed 'physician associates' will be recruited from Yarl's Wood Immigration Prison plus a variety of Jobcentres across Broken Britain and subjected to an intense six week training period to get them up to speed on human anatomy, medical diagnostics and treatment - as opposed to the interminable seven years of study previously demanded by law to qualify as a bona fide medical profession 'doctor'.

Yep, and here the hypocrisy factor really kicks in with a subtle vengeance as this egocentric tosser Hunt attempts to pull a Luddite job on the NHS - for is it not the very same Jeremy Hunt, MP for stockbroker belt south-west Slurry, who co-authored the iconoclastic 2009 book 'Bollocks to the Common Herd' which called for the dismantling of the NHS - only to have Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron give him the job of Health Secretary in 2012. Now how fucking daft is that?

But let's cut to the chase here, as we don't have a National Health Service - what we're stuck with is a National 'Ill-Health' Service - a not fit for purpose medical system that treats symptoms - much to the greater income stream turnover for Big Pharma - as there's zero profit to be had from curing patients. That's a one-off, and the money's in long term 'treatments' - and any fucker or their dog who does have an actual 'cure' affected via the NHS is by accident and not design.

Ron Scrote, spokesman for the Tax-Dodgers Alliance, interviewed by the Daily Shitraker following Hunt's announcement, had this to say. "Wot a fuckin' shambles the NHS has morphed inter. Now yer gonna have some Eastern European or darkie immigrant mumbo-jumbo merchant goin' round hospital wards like Blind Pew, stickin' the Black Spot on the backs of wheezin' oldie's hands an' tellin' the euthanasia department nurse "Here's one's fer the Scousleland Care Pathway ter Heaven tonight".

"This Hunt cunt is another consummate dog wanker who simply ain't cabinet minister material - but considering the qualifications of the current 649 incumbent House of Conmans MPs - who the fuck is? He's totally out of his tree an' in cloud cuckoo land if he thinks that Wallace an' Gromit can take over hands-on medical services from our current GP family doctor system simply so they can put in a three hour mornin' shift then go an' jack off on the golf course every afternoon."

"So here herd mentality is gonna strike again if we let Hunt an' his shitbag Tory corporate pals get away wiv this scam. Thus I'd like ter know wot's the alternatives ter Pikey Pete - some economic migrant Rumanian gyppo horse quack - makin' a fuck of the medications an' poisonin' a stack of patients by writin' the prescriptions out in the Cyrillic alphabet cos his effin' English ain't up ter scratch? Ring up the NHS helpline an' get some twenty questions menu ter choose from an' start pressin' button one or button two, whatever - an' in the fuckin' end some Robo-Voice tells yer ter go ter bed an' take some Paracetamol - an' if symptoms persist, consult an undertaker."

"Fer the £160,000 quid per annum salaries they're gettin' - plus private patient fees they never declare ter the inland revenue, we expect them ter knuckle down an' do a bit of overtime, same as they effin' rest of us wot's tryin' ter make ends meet."
"Yet another instance of chaos in fuckin' motion by this out of control de-nationalised money-spinnin' NHS quango. What a shitheap of graft an' corruption an' inefficiency our highway robbery corporate-monopolised Nanny State has become. Lloyd George must be turnin' in his effin' grave."

Fellattia McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three, explained that Hunt's scheme was trialled on her Stench Hill sink or swim council housing estate in Greater Manchester earlier this year and had this to say to one gutter press hack from the Slappers Weekly.
"I goes down ter our local Freddy Patel Centre for Medical Guessology last week ter see the doctor an' instead there's this greasy Albanian pikey twat wot stunk of effin' garlic an' sez he wants me ter lie on his gynaeo' table wiv me feet in the stirrups so he could give me a PAP smear."

"Dirty old git - an' I only went in there ter get me methadone prescription refilled an' see about this bad cough wot I've got from all the cheap grass I've bin forced ter start smokin' since the Tory's DWP bloke Iain Dunkin-Shit slashed me welfare benefit payments fer tellin' some troll from the effin' social services ter go fuck herself cos she's demandin' I get me kids vaccinated."
"Fuck that crap, all full of mercury an' foetal toxic shit an' doin' the opposite of wot it sez on the label an' compromisin' me kid's auto-immune systems, an' causin' cancer - an' autism too. The little fuckers are brain dead enough already without any help from the NHS, thank you. They must think I'm effin' stupid an' never surf the internet's conspiracy theory websites."

Likewise, Mingeeter Dildodo, director of Patient Concern, warned media hacks that Hunt's plan would manifest into medical inadequacy - doctoring on the cheap - and make a mockery of the tax-paying demographics' national health insurance contributions, providing yet another sly route for public extortion and the implementation of the New World Order's Agenda 21.
"Hunt claims that even though this discount medics system has proved an expensive failure in the US, leaving one hell of a body count in its wake too, there's no reason to think it can't work for Broken Britain and represents a potential growth area for private enterprise. Hmmm, anyone smell a commercial conflict of interest rat here? What is required before the damage is done, is to stop Hunt in his tracks on this one and erect an irrevocable cordon sanitaire around our existing NHS system so it cannot be downgraded any further."

"Mr Hunt is guilty of duplicity at best here considering his penning of a book to dismember the NHS but a few years ago. And the NHS does nothing to promote health apart from the odd prime time telly advert for the 5 a day mantra and the odd touch of cardio-vascular exercise - and nary a mention of the Doctrine of Signatures. But how can they when political parties are funded by corrupt Big Pharma interests, who have no interest in cures but simply long term treatment. Lots of money-spinning pills and drugs and their killer side effect statins - and chemotherapy for cancer. But proven alternative cures for cancer have been around for years and end up the same as cold fusion and free energy - suppressed, as there's no profit in cures - only treatment."

"But these bodgers and bludgers in government are guilty of criminal acts of negligence inasmuch they still approve toothpastes with toxic fluoride in them - and to be added to our drinking water - plus the neurotoxin aspartame as an artificial sweetener in our kids' soft drinks and ice cream and candies - and allow MSG, excess salt and sugars and colourings and poisonous preservatives as food additives."

"Typically, what we see here is yet another symptom of a Con-Dem coalition government that has run out of useful ideas and whose time had not only come by August of 2010 but is now long passed - and May 2015 cannot come around fast enough to sweep this bunch of corporate arse-licking ZioNazi apologist scumsters out of office and into political oblivion - for half a century at least."

Thoughts for the day. Big Pharma crooks and their lobbyists - greasing political palms with party donations and campaign contributions to safeguard the right to illicitly profit from forcing their untested drugs on a hapless and ignorant population – and secure a Get Out of Jail Free card, indemnifying them from prosecution when their poxy drugs sicken, cripple and kill.

The Doctrine of Signatures is profound ancient wisdom that is purposely being suppressed. It states that every fruit, herb and vegetable has a certain pattern that resembles a body organ, and this pattern acts as a signal or sign as to that fruit, herb or vegetable’s vibrational benefit to us.
But have our family GPs ever studied this, let alone practice such? Have they fuck.

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Sunday, 24 August 2014

UK up for High Octane Terror Laws

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During an interview with a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette, the incumbent Con-Dem coalition's transvestite troll of an excuse for a Home Secretary, Terry 'No Mercy' May (founder of the Maidenhead Halitosis Society) revealed plans for a novel approach to combating Islamic radicalism - by introducing 'Asbos for terrorists' - (T-PIMS with teeth) - which to any fucker and their dog with two active brain cells still capable of telemetry will equate as yet another mission creep / tip-toe step towards achieving the New World Order's totalitarian state / panopticon surveillance society goal.

Testosterone Terry confirmed that PM Scameron is determined to press ahead with plans for new police state powers to tackle extremist groups and further defended the Tory Party's current counter-terrorism strategy (adopted from Tony Bliar's New Labour gang) of invading other people's sovereign nations as they might well be in possession of weapons of mass distraction - (or would a better metaphor be 'weapons of mass deception'?).

Under this proposed Tory psycho-ops broad brush 'one size fits all' legislation, extremist groups could be banned and sentenced to hard labour in some remote Pennines gulag even if they aren't even remotely involved in terrorism.

Alas Terry's just another complaint Masonic politico stooge for the Rothshite ZioNazi corporate crime syndicate, with a shedload of dirty blackmail coercive secrets in her past - (and Ja'ackoff Rothshite's hand shoved right up her (his?) manipulative glove puppet arse) and who has - like the rest of this Libservative coalition long since pawned her moral franchise and forfeited whatever aura of credibility she ever possessed.
In fact the entire cabinet - and House of Conmans MPs - are a bunch of dog wankers (a mutant sub-set genus in the fuckwit / tosspot classification index of Linnaean taxonomy).

So, the gospel according to Terry we need souped-up T-PIMS Asbos to complement the Public Order Act - 'and' the human dignity-offensive stop an’ search provisions of Section 60 of the Criminal Justice Order Act 1994 (which sanctions the searches of heavily sun-tanned types (darkies) without reasonable suspicion) - 'and' the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 (aka RIPA) - 'and' Section 19 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act - 'and' the Police Reform & Social Responsibility Act 2011 - 'and' The Protection of Freedoms Act 2012 – (a joke in itself which does no such thing) - 'and' The Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime & Policing Bill 2013 - 'and' the Community Safety Accreditation Scheme - 'and' the Kafkaesque Justice and Security Bill's closed material proceedings statutes.

Of course, what Terry (read Tory muppet government) and the entire elitist ruling 0:01% PTB are after is their wish list wet dream ultimate control freak goal to oppress and dominate the 99:95% Have Nots of this world: imposing carbon copies of Barky O'Barmy's US of A : Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act - plus the National Defence Authorization Act’ - whose Section 1021 sanctions the military detention of non-combatant citizens without charge.

Now while all this proposed bullshit is simply a pretext for foreign aggression and domestic suppression, we ponder if the PTB ever contemplated fielding a Terrorist Hoax Improvements Act following the 2005 7/7 false flag terror attacks on the London Tube system?

But in reality, Islamic radicals / terrorists besides, this is designed to manifest as an article of legislation to include any fucker who has the audacity to exercise their free speech right and criticise government motives and actions. The non-conformists suffering from ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) and preaching a culture of anarchy.
To wit, disagreeing with government policy and voicing an opinion that is contrary to that aforesaid policy is to be henceforth classified as promoting a political or ideological cause which falls within the definition of terrorism.
And as to the term 'conspiracy theorist' – nothing more than a government-generated term to dismiss and derogatorily categorise a critical free-thinker as a ‘domestic terrorist’.

For this ZioNazi establishment frowns on individuality – people who think for themselves – they’re a threat to the order of things and are henceforth - if we allow this twat May and the government to have their own way, to be branded as fringe elements, freaks and non-conformist rebels, divergents and dissidents, radicals, reactionaries, anarchists, nihilists, domestic terrorists and revolutionaries simply due their inherent uniqueness for questioning the motives of officialdom – plus they can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.

The ruling class are terrified of any fucker who can think for themselves and don’t give a flying fuck – for those are the true souls that resist the state controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence and can up-end this world and overturn this divine right to rule fairy tale tyranny: thus the need for the creation of the National Domestic Extremism Database.

So if Terry May gets her way, and when push comes to shove on this issue, then there will no longer be any solace or comfort to be found in denial. The inherent flaw here lies with the criterion adopted to evaluate and label potential terrorism suspects - the criminalization of political dissent - then we have the range of sanctions to be imposed - from a local Asbo to extra-judicial killings (read 'murder'). Thus are we viewing the adoption of a Stalinesque solution to dealing with dissidents? They end up zipped inside one of MI5's Increment hit team's big black North Face holdalls and dumped against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or under some draughty hedgerow in Grassy Knoll Park?

In an effort to complement and support Terry May's call for tougher liberty restricting legislation dressed as anti-terror laws, Foreign Minister Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond informed a press hack from Hypocrisy magazine that work was under way to supply non-lethal equipment to the Kurdish forces who are battling ISIS terrorist groups in northern Iraq, which is set to include stockpiles of that regional staple diet favourite: lemon kurd - along with truckloads of HSE risk assessment manuals, hi-viz vests, safety boots, personal injury claim forms, bandages and body bags.

Conversely Abu Rumbugger, editor of the London-based Jihad Now monthly, had this to say during an interview on the BBC's 'Airstrip One' news programme - in defence of the current ISIS advances in Iraq and Syria.

"An Islamic Caliphate is something that is in the heart of every single practising Muslim fanatic, so I'm not surprised that many of our faith would wish to migrate to Iraq and take part in the Jolly Jihad efforts to establish a truly Islamic state run on Sharia Law - and not some play-acting facade like Saudi Arabia with their legions of fat fuck paedophile royals who are only interested in snorting drugs, getting pissed, gambling and bum-shagging underage rent boys."

"Hence now that ISIS have founded the Caliphate, people are flocking there like flies around dogshit, and can kiss goodbye to the insecurity they're facing in many Muslim countries as well as the West; to live there peacefully under Sharia Law. A veritable Muslim Utopia, where we can chop off people's hands and heads, and have as many wives and concubines as we wish - and abuse women like the chattels they are with our proscribed female genital mutilation rituals - all a mere step away from an actual post-mortal Paradise in fact."

However, Dr Jaffacake Shaftme of the Muslim Council of Britain opined to a media hack from the Running Dogs Weekly that "People who have any knowledge of their friends or relatives - or religious leaders - being involved in radicalisation and terrorist plots, or thinking it is hip and cool going off to Syria and Iraq to join ISIS, it is their duty as a good welfare benefits claimant British citizen to report it to their local Plod Squad or call the 24/7 toll-free Jihadstoppers number and grass these scumbag scallies up before we all get deported back to the Empire's Day shitholes our ancestors came from."

From the opposing end of the sectarian / political spectrum, Ron McScrote, leader of the EDL / BNP-affiliated Smegmadale Patriots had this to say to media reporters outside the group's HQ at the Fighting Dog & Pikey pub.
"Yeah, Scameron an' Terry May's just after robbin' us of our effin' democratic freedoms an' wants the fuckin' lot of us in a state of micro-chipped obedient compliant thrall ter their totalitarian regime. They're just like New Labour's Bliar, an' Scandalson an' that one-eyed porridge wog nonce tosser Broon - cos none of these Tory / Lib-Dum wankers can even muster up a convincin' lie."

"While we're of a mind that any sod what's not got an Anglo-Saxon DNA bloodline should be fucked off back ter wherever the fuck they came from - Africa - Pakiland - the Moon - especially these Muslims wiv their mosques breedin' mosquitoes an' spreadin' malaria an' Ebola an' what the fuck have yer - the fact remains that this poxy coalition government is blowin' the Islamic extremism fiction right out of all effin' proportion cos there's more people succumb to - an' die from - nervous hysteria attacks an' scaremongerin' media news fantasies than terrorist actions."

"It's all bullshit on steroids cos the fact is that more innocent non-combatant civilians goin' about their daily lives get snuffed from government-sponsored false flag terrorist attacks than actual military strikes by Islamic jihadists - an' here we're talkin' 9/11, the Bali bombin', the 7/7 tube bombin' etcetera et al, ad infinatum."

"Personally I'm up ter me effin' back teeth wiv all this high octane propaganda this past week about Bob the Butcher wot took part in the 'Mock the Common Herd's Stupidity' pantomime performance of pretendin' ter decapitate that war correspondent bloke James Foley - an' now we got MI5 tryin' ter pin down from the video soundtrack whether he's a Cockney or a Scouse or from Brummystan - or is simply another London School of Economics / Tavistock Institute NLP brainwashed / Common Purpose trained Paki radical mimickin' a Brit regional accent."

"But any fucker and their dog possessed wiv an ounce of common nowce (sense) can smell a rat a statute mile off (1:6 kilometres metric) and knows this war on terror is a money-spinnin' political control freak's wet dream hoax. That fundamentalist Muslims hate our democratic freedoms is a right old pile of bullshit. They might disapprove of our boozin' just as we cast a censorious eye on their polygamy and harsh Sharia law penalties - but that apart they don't give a flyin' fuck about us."

"So we come ter the nitty-gritty of all this - wot the fuck is gonna constitute coppin' fer one of these new-fangled super-Asbos? Questionin' Terry May's sexuality an' if she's got a cock?"
"An' how about this crap wiv the Met Plod Squad issuin' a warnin' that anyone watchin', downloadin' an' or disseminatin' the Foley beheadin' video faces possible arrest - and wiv good reason too. Cos they'd catch on, in short order, ter the fact it woz staged by the same director wot botched up the Woolwich pantomime season Drummer Pygmy bloodless semi-beheadin' farce."
"Plus some fucker an' their dog might start a bit of a Twitter-orientated Giggle-a-Thon at Foley's orange jumpsuit. How ironic - ISIS / ISIL / IS - whatever the fuck they've re-branded themselves as this week - have the same prison kit supplier as the Great Satan's Quartermaster at Guantanamo Bay."

Yep, it's the perfect opportunity to fulfil Albert Pike's 1871 Masonic prophecy for the three world wars - with numbers 1 and 2 already done and dusted - and number 3 quickly evolving from tactical nukes into the strategic megaton neutron air burst variety - with Iran, China, India, Nor-Kor and Russia as the end game objectives - and the good ole US of A (Great Satan) and Israel blasted into radioactive dust in the process - with Hitler's Nazi dream of a Fortress Europe federation left to dominate the globe.

Hence the Georgia Guidestones game plan divination will be on target and a few billion innocent non-combatants cremated in the world-wide scale nuclear holocaust - or succumb to radiation poisoning and starvation.
Well, needs must, as the arch-evil PTB are running out of ideas to achieve their useless eater mass population cull goal, with AIDS proving a total failure, cancer dragging its heels, people avoiding GMO foods, fluoride toothpaste and toxic vaccinations - and the all-new CDC souped-up mutant Ebola virus epidemic not morphing into the indiscriminate airborne global killer that was anticipated.

Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, if you wanna know who really rules the roost just focus on who it's forbidden to criticise - those that are untouchable - above and beyond the reach of the law: the Satan-worshipping Magic Circle Freemasonry fraternity / brotherhood and establishment paedophile rings. Governments and self-promoting politicos come and go - the civil service mandarins rule the roost for the inbred mutant Royals and their corporate crony Zionist bankster pals.

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Thought for the day / Irony Corner: Dozens of FBI counter-terror unit agents are to be posted at UK airports amid fears that Britain’s anti-terrorism efforts are failing to keep track of Jihadist fanatics.
They will be tasked to monitor terror hot-spots across our once sceptred isle which critics claim is an admission that cuts to regional Plod Squads and the UK Border Force had left Broken Britain's policing ability out of its depth and up shitcreek without a paddle.

Now there's an advance warning / false flag threat level #10 watch your ass alert. These are the self-same FBI (Mossad moles) scumsters responsible for the first World Trade Centre Towers domestic terrorist attack back in 1993 and their own
1995 Oklahoma City Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building truck bombing - and have stitched up a slew of wannabe Mohammad al Patsy fall guys with supplies of explosives, arms etc and the plans for a terror plot - only to pull an entrapment wrap and arrest them.

False flag operations = Chicken Little public scaremongering = FEAR. Like the man said: Fear is an acronym for 'False Events Appearing Real'.

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Friday, 22 August 2014

Speaker Bercow Faces 'Phuk U' Mutiny

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ Parliamentary edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Former New Labour cabinet ministers 'Slack Jack' Straw and the expenses fiddling Margaret 'Klepto' Beckett, purposely and with malice aforethought, have gone out of their way to stir the shit for the House of Conmans Hobbit-edition Speaker John 'Spendthrift' Bercow - publicly demanding further official scrutiny of his proposed appointment of a new Parliamentary Chief Clerk amid the ongoing brouhaha over a personal 'hots for' preference to hire the notorious Aussie dingbat control freak, Carol 'CCTV Spymaster' Mills.

The ex-Bliar cabinet stooge Straw, another scumbag with a short memory when it comes to personal wrong-doing, had the brazen hubris to go off on a sermon rant, pontificating to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker "I mean to say, what is Bercow up to now with this latest 'Waltzing with Hilda' fiasco. He's only after hiring Mills as she's got an ignominious past, like that be-whiskered old pederast git she's meant to replace - and another stooge Bercow has a measure of blackmail leverage on so she can be easily manipulated."
"For fuck's sake, why do we need this Antipodean slapper - a veritable female version of Mr Bean - with her 'struck match' crewcut - to fill the clerk's role? Is there no fucker or their dog on the UK's Jobcentre Plus books qualified for this vacancy? Really, any 11-year old Asbo Central Academy dropout pupil would have the required talents for the post - shuffling bits of paper around and not much else."

Straw's perhaps slanderous comments besides, rumours abound that this shock and awe 'Clerk-Gate' surprise 'Chief Clerk vacuum' crisis has manifested due the outgoing House of Conmans incumbent, Sir Wobert McWogers, being forced to tender his untimely resignation following a dawn raid on his grace and favour Smegmadale-on-Sea residence early last week by officers from the Met's Operation Yewtree nonce-busting team.

The tittle-tattle gutter press reports that McWogers is helping police with their inquiries regarding not only charges of historic child sexual abuse viz an incriminating Super 8 film of himself and other Parliamentarians, cabinet ministers, BBC DJs and other celebs and certain 'royals' - plus several Boy Scouts - taken in a hot tub at that now-notorious kiddie fiddling bordello - the Barnes Elm Guest House - but his Masonic secret handshake club fraternity links to an Aberdeen-based paedophile ring whose untouchable Violate Club elitist establishment's Tartan Tadgers sect members prey on disabled and special needs children to fulfil their perverted carnal fetishes before subjecting them to ritual Satanic blood sacrifices on the sanguine desecrated altar of their infernal God of Darkness.

Growing numbers of senior MPs are calling for Ms Mills’ unvetted candidacy - her virtual 'sub-rosa' appointment in fact - to be fielded before a parliamentary committee amid fears that serial squanderer Bercow is attempting replace Sir Wobert McWogers, the outgoing lisp-stricken Chief Clerk, with a malleable ally - and one that he's evolved a personal 'leg-over' masturbation fantasy for.

Straw's joint complainant, Margaret Beckett MP, spoke with BBC's Newshite programme correspondent Laura Kuntsberg, stating for the public record that Mills' appointment was not only a bizarre aberration as she knows sweet fuck all about British constitutional law nor our Parliamentary procedures but presents an embarrassing affront to the entire line of succession protocol system as Sir Wobert McWogers' deputy, David Natzler, was considered next up for the cushy £200,000 a year job.

"We consider Carol Mills to be an opportunistic interloper and demand that she to face the House of Conmans Inquisition team for a thorough interrogation before being granted such a senior Parliamentary role."
"Just cos Bercow's fed up with that skanger of a piranha-jawed slut Sally and has a hard on for this Mills woman, doesn't necessarily equate that he can bypass established recruitment concordats and appoint her a to a top House of Conmans post simply so he has a hands-on opportunity to engage in the odd knee trembler bonking session in the staff toilets."

Likewise, Bercow's predecessor, former Speaker Baroness Betty 'Pisspot' Boothroyd, spoke to media hacks in the saloon bar of Whitehall's Ye Olde Rent Boy pub, claiming Ms Mills would be totally out of her depth in the role which demands she acts as a senior constitutional adviser to the moronic politicos who comprise the 649 MPs in the House of Conmans.
"This woman simply is not up to the job as she lacks the required candidate qualifications that acting deputy clerk David Natzler has in abundance - and what's more, she's not even a Freemason's Moll. But Bercow is trying his damnest to stick us with his fancy piece - some Ozzie outlander, an economic migrant wannabe even - whose areas of expertise lie in cricket's LBW rulings, sheep dip legislation and the constitutional statutes regarding the game of 'two-up'."

Not wishing to be left out of a media feeding frenzy opportunity to say something daft, Tory MP Michael Fabricant - the party's official Boris Johnson impersonator - questioned whether it was right to appoint a clerk who remains under a shadow of controversy and investigation in Australia for a serious breach of parliamentary privilege on her watch as Clerk with responsibility for Toilets & Washrooms Services in Canberra.

Thought for the day. We just wish to fuck these tossers would get down to the job of government and debating legislation and call a halt to the egocentric pecking order petty squabbling and pissing contests.
But there again, viz Mills for the job. Why the fuck not - if New Labour can field a war criminal like Tony Bliar as Prime Minister, then some Ozzie scally accused of a lesser misdemeanour is surely okay.

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Thursday, 21 August 2014

Cameron Pledges WW3 Before Xmas

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

PM Posh Dave Scameron, leader of the UK's pro-ZioNazi apologist Tory-led Con-Dem coalition government, has returned post haste to Downing Street from sunning his flabby man tits in Cornwall, leaving that coke-snorting troll of a missus Snowy to look after the kids - and is pulling out all stops, literally falling over his own feet, to somehow justify - without it coming back to kick him in the arse - another UK military force invasion of Iraq - which will provide all manner of opportunities to take care of 'unfinished business' left to fester following the British strategic military 'run-away' withdrawal in April 2009 - 'and' bump off Syria's Basher al-Assad in the process of finally Balkanising the region - a scam that turned out a total mission failure under Nouri al-Maliki's past Kleptocracy Party government administration.

So this is Scameron's current credibility dilemma. While trying his damnest not to get caught out in another Tony Bliar type '45 minutes weapons of mass distraction' bullshit threat factor fabrication regarding the British Muslim contingents of ISIS - which had the tip-toe 'mission creep', stamp on it from Day One - Posh Dave is under starters orders from his Rothshite reptile crime syndicate bankster bosses to get the UK's military show of arms up and running, and have troops on the ground in Baghdad sooner more so than later. Now why the fuck they need to be in Baghdad is any fucker's guess when the main ISIS problem is a zillion miles away in the north of Iraq.

And now, since last week's Mount Jamjar / Yazidi sect 'humanitarian intervention' refugee crisis proved an all-out non-event flop, the Islamic State jihadist crazies have finally provided a You Tube Atrocity Week 'shocking and depraved' spectacular raison d'être for this military action - with the purported decapitation of war correspondent James Foley - to kick start the latest Middle East 'designer war' conflict, enabling Scameron and Obama to appease their shadowy corporate masters with the merest of window dressings for public consumption justification.

Oh yes, another blood n guts abattoir-in-waiting for the US and British boys from the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 14th Body Bag Brigade. This will not be Saddam Hussein's dog wanker army they'll be facing in Iraq either - a bunch of tossers who sold their souls for thirty pieces of silver and surrendered, but a well-funded and armed - and ideologically-driven rebel force that has no concept of a fear of death.
Well what the fuck do they expect - the West armed this proxy military force with the aim of overthrowing Syria's al-Assad regime, and now they've gone off on some ideological tangent and are out to establish their own Islamic Caliphate - with Mossad mole Shimaun Eliot - aka ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - at the helm of the latest land grab scam for a Greater Zionist Empire.

While it is considered the height of political incorrectness to even mention Sykes-Picot anymore - unless, alike the Balfour Declaration - in a historical context reference to major diplomatic fubars and snafus - the domination of the Greater Middle East is still the long-term target of Anglo-American neo-colonial imperialist designs via military force of arms and false flag kick-starts - as per the Israeli high-fiving 9/11 WTC micro-nuke / Pentagon missile attacks - and a series of proxy wars - such as the Western-backed jihadist disunited front that has since morphed out of all control into a fucking monster and launched itself beyond the Syrian borders for some easy territorial pickings in pasture new - Iraq, Lebanon, Jordan - then Qatar, Saudi - and finally the overthrow of the Great Satan's ZioNazi usurpers in Israel - before they turn their attentions to a terrorist Jihad infiltration war across Europe and the homeland US of A.

And this is the end product when the foreign policies of the US and Broken Britain - all of Europe in fact - are decided on the capricious whims of the Rothshite crime syndicate's bankster corps and designed to serve the interests of multi-national arms corporations and their kikester middle men dealers.

Now the faux Yazidi sect refugee massacre / humanitarian intervention / repatriated jihadist fighter threats and / or the beheading of journalists besides, ISIS seizing regional control of the northern oil fields hasn't gone down too well with the multi-national oil monopoly greedsters - specifically London-based Genel Energy, along with Exxon Mobile and Chevron - having their mega-bucks income stream given the coup de grâce and a fucking big hole knocked in their year end profits.

Hence Scameron's histrionics - going at it flat out like a lizard drinking, to alleviate civilian non-combatant's sufferings from South Georgia to Queen Maud Land - for every fucker and their scabby dog, in fact - but conspicuously leaving the hapless Palestinians out of humanitarian aid and relief equation - with nary a mention of the human rights tragedy or proposals to launch a military intervention strike by the UK - or NATO - or even UN troops - on behalf of the Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip, besieged behind Israel's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe by Israel's arch-Jabotinskyist PM Bobo Nuttyahoo's Likit Party-dominated Knesset.
Nope, never a single condemnation of the Israeli IDF bully boy's genocidal tactics. But of course any mention of Israel's war crimes and human rights abuses - IDF sniper fire assassinations of journalists or crushing Western activists with bulldozers - is verboten. Anti-Semitic in fact.

Not wishing to miss an opportunity to get his face on the TV media screens and broadcast his ignorance, the UK's newly appointed Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond, possessing zero knowledge of the historical sectarian hatred that exists between the Muslim Shites and the Sunni and Cher faiths, pontificated to the BBC's Warmongers Hour programme on the subject of threats posed by Islamic jihadist fighters returning to Britain and that the government was aware of significant numbers of British nationals being involved with extremist organisations overseas.

And at the top of Hammond's list was Public Enemy Number One - Scabby Sammy Lewthwaite - aka the freshly Botox face-lifted White Widow - and not to forget Public Nuisance Number Seven - Mohammed al Ka-Boom, the Leeds-born leader of the dreaded Shaheed Suicide Vest Battalion group who broke with Al Qaeda after Mullah Omar denounced him as not being suicide bomber material.

Hammond claimed that while the You Tube video of Foley's decapitation had not been verified, it bore all the hallmarks of being one of Mossad's genuine forgeries - with further evidence derived from the fact the militant spoke with a strong regional Brummystan accent.
"We're absolutely aware that there is a veritable legion of bored and jobless British nationals who are fed up with this bankrupt Crapitalist ideology and have become involved in terrible crimes, probably in the commission of atrocities, making jihad with ISIS or ISIL or IS - or whatever they are called today. Personally I just wish they'd stop re-branding themselves as we at the Foreign Office simply can't work out who the fuck is who."

The useless Hammond emphasised that the involvement of British nationals with extremist groups was one of the reasons that ISIS now represents a threat to the security of our entire solar system.
"Many of these people may seek at some point to return to the UK and they would then pose a direct threat to our domestic security. But I've got a handle on the problem with that bloke Chris Ryan who writes all the pulp fiction war books with Andy McScabb - both of them are Hereford Heroes and part of the SAS team that would have won the first Gulf War single-handedly if they hadn't been caught inside Iraq without valid visas."
"Ryan's suggested we adopt a gung ho shoot first policy do away with the niceties of judicial process and all that gumph and use the rabid dog approach with jihadists repatriating themselves to the UK - and simply shoot them on sight when they land at Thiefrow."

Yep, the Western public might well reel in absolute horror - and rightly so too - at this latest extremist violence atrocity - but how about the 17-year old Indonesian domestic helper Juliani Soetoro, beheaded by the barbaric Saudi Arabian government this week on some evidence-deficient charge of beating her serially-abusive skanger of an employer, Mrs Fatima al Shufty Bint, to death with a frozen leg of lamb?
Nope, nary a word of reproach on that atrocity - or the NATO / US indiscriminate (read 'haphazard') drone strikes on Afghanistan / Pakiland funerals and wedding gatherings - due our government's human rights and wrongs attentions being of a double standard 'atrocity-specific' value right now and focused on the oil-rich target areas of ISIS-dominated Iraq.

Conversely New Labour's ginger mingin shadow home secretary Yvette 'Klepto' Cooper - wife of shadow chancellor Ed 'Hit n Run' Balls - took time off from fiddling her Parliamentary House of Conmans expense claims to inform a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that Scameron's government should be doing more to extend its anti-extremism strategy and accused ministers of watering down control orders for terror suspects solely to perpetuate a conflict situation and foster their scaremongering militant jihadist threat / Islamophobia propaganda to justify the increase of the Orwellian panopticon surveillance / control freak police state apparatus - so they can make any fucking thing an arrestable offence under expanded terrorism laws - up to and including non-payment of council tax.

Stop press: The black-clad 'executioner' of war correspondent James Foley was until today known only by his Islamic nom de guerre of Bob the Butcher, but has now been identified by MI6 from his personalised 2014 /2015 season Man United 'Chevrolet' shirt as British-born Mohammed al McScrote, who reputedly gained hands-on atrocity experience for his jihadist hatchet man role by decapitating chickens at a farm supplying fresh meat to Pestco, leader of Broken Britain's Greedy grocer supermarket chains.

Thought for the day. So may hellfire and damnation descend upon the unholy heads of all extremist organisations promoting violence - such as ISIS (and AIPAC and the ADL). To wit, fuck the entire ZioNazi Freemason cult - and Big Brother – and his sister - and the New World Order.

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